The Tank Adventures

Tank is a radical cat. Over the last 31 days I have spent a lot of time with him due to my broken fibula I got surfing 10 foot Pipe (playing volleyball). He does some interesting things throughout the day. First, he sits at the top of the stairs and decides if he is either (A) Going to go to the couch and take a cat nap or (B) Go to the middle of the stairwell and piss off the dogs. Today, Tank chooses option "B". At this point, Tank is halfway to the promise land. He still has time to turn around and go upstairs, no dogs barking at him, threatening to rip his head off

Instead Tank chooses to proceed to the middle of the stairwell where Phoebe is waiting for him. They stare at each other for about a minute......

Until Charlie, the muscle of the operation, comes to see what the big commotion is. Tank sees both dogs staring with teeth gritting, yet he stands his ground and teases the two like showing a steak to a group of Ethiopians.

Once the dogs go wild, Tank finds that he is bored with the dogs and heads upstairs to the Chicago Bears room. Here, Tank chooses three of his favorite records(yes kids, actual VINYL records) to listen to. Today, Tank chooses The Queers "Love Song For the Retarded", The Ramones, and Screeching Weasel "Anthem For A New Tomorrow". Tank always had great taste in pop-punk.

Tank usually ends up picking up a gweeter to play along to the albums. Today, he wasn't in the playing mood.

Tank, being the huge Chicago Bear fanatic he is, decided to hang out with his buddy Walter "Sweetness" Payton. They discussed current events and the latest episode of Survivor. Tank thinks Russell is going to win but Sweetness thinks it's going to be Jaison. The struggle continues!

Finally, Tank discovered me taking pictures of him. He has been really sensitive when it comes to Paparazzi lately, ever since some incriminating pictures of him and Lady Gaga made headlines. He made me burn most of the photos but I kept these!